You know what rocks about being a girl?
You can use it as an excuse for stuff.
Particularly, stuff like .......... taking too long to get ready, being emotional, buying one too many shades of lip gloss or fingernail polish. In my case, I use being a girl as an excuse to use bad judgement for one week out of the month. For example, it's a pretty good reason to take ibuprofen in insane doses. Who cares if it rots out my liver? I neeeeeed it. (I actually really do. Which is quite unfortunate.) This evening I used being "a girl" as an excuse to eat three microwave made s'mores. Hey. I can do that this week. Or, at least for the worst few days. Being a girl hurts. So I can absolutely skip a few workouts and eat Godiva chocolate on graham crackers with monstrous amounts of puffy marshmallow on top. Yes I can!
And, I can giggle with delight as I lick marshmallow goo off of my fingers.
On the subject of giggling with delight ...... do any of you find yourself trying to pronounce the crazy, computer generated verification words that you have to type in to leave comments? Or am I the only moron that does that?
*that delicious little pic above was snagged from Slumber Designs blog. Sweet indeed.
3 comments:
you are making me laugh.....
hahahah ! I read those too! So funny, and I also use being a girl as an excuse to eat crazy shit, like today it was popcorn for dinner, hello, YES, and also for having to go to bed at 7pm sometimes, we need our girlie sleep. BTW, I had to type in "tuserc" to leave this message.
LOL... this post made me laugh... too funny, and yes, i always try to pronounce them in my head! lol...
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