While playing with my 4 year old niece during lunch today:
Her (as teddy bear): "Hi. My name is Katie."
Me (as plush monkey): "I'm Mully! And I want to join the circus!"
Her: "No! We can't do that."
Me: "Why not?"
Her (in a whisper): "Because it smells like elephant pee!"
*adorable print above is from Trafalgar's Square. there are tons more cute animal prints where that came from, and they're all on sale right now! a $10 sale! no joke. and they don't smell like elephant pee!